Short Sms Joke (140 Words)
- "Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
- Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
- There is no future in time travel.
- Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
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Light bulb's love declaration: I love you a whole watt!
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If nobody is perfect then hi, my name is Nobody.
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Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!
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Q: What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?
A: When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet. -
If I begin to procrastinate today instead of tomorrow, would that be considered self-improvement?
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The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
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Should we call real life the Outernet?
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year, you'll be surprised at how little you have.
- Two sausages are in a frying pan. First sausage says: "It's hot in here". Second sausage replies: "Eeek, a talking sausage!" (My favourite! ;-) )
- I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
- Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
- What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.
- ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.
- A girl called me & said "Come on over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home.
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing
- Why do dogs never marry? Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!
- Q: Why is marriage like the Army?
A: Everyone complains about it, but a surprising number re-enlist.
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
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The trouble with life is there is no background music.
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A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell
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Conscience is the inner voice, which warns us that someone may be looking.
- I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
- Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
but behind every SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
- Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
