by Amit Agarwal


That sad moment when your internet doesn't work and you don't know what to do with your life. :( :P

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Short Sms Joke (140 Words)

by Amit Agarwal
  • "Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes."
  • Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
  • There is no future in time travel.
  • Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

  • Light bulb's love declaration: I love you a whole watt!

  • If nobody is perfect then hi, my name is Nobody.

  • Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off till further notice!

  • Q: What's the definition of irreconcilable differences?
    A: When she's melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.

  • If I begin to procrastinate today instead of tomorrow, would that be considered self-improvement?

  • The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • Should we call real life the Outernet?

  • Save a little money each month and at the end of the year, you'll be surprised at how little you have.

  • Two sausages are in a frying pan. First sausage says: "It's hot in here". Second sausage replies: "Eeek, a talking sausage!" (My favourite! ;-) )

  • I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

  • Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

  • What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

  • ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

  • A girl called me & said "Come on over, nobody is home". I went over. Nobody was home.
  • As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

  • Why do dogs never marry? Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

  • Q: Why is marriage like the Army?
    A: Everyone complains about it, but a surprising number re-enlist.

  • If it weren't for the fact that the TV and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

  • 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

  • The trouble with life is there is no background music.

  • A chrysanthemum by any other name would be much easier to spell

  • Conscience is the inner voice, which warns us that someone may be looking.

  • I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

  • Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
    but behind every SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...

  • Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

  • The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Short Friendship Sms (140 Words)

by Amit Agarwal
  • My husband and I cannot decide... a dog or a child..do we ruin our carpet or our life?
  • Remember that you are unique... just like everybody else!
  • I never forget a face, but for you I will make an exception.
  • Nostalgia is not what it used to be.
  • Speaking Italian is hard, but I eat and drink it without difficulties!
  • A good movy can make you cry... so can onions.
  • Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!
  • Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.
  • You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !
  • A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
  • Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be te most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!
  • No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us.
  • There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever.
  • I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you.
  • Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!
  • Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...
  • I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!
  • When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....
  • My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.
  • When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.
  • who digs a hole for some else is surely no selfish person !
  • I am on holiday ... when I think of holidays I think of the beach, when I think of the beach I think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I think of jellyfish...
    when I think of jellyfish, I think of YOU!!!!!!!!
  • A friend is someone who knows when you need her...
  • A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you ma friend.
  • If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
  • Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.
  • All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.
  • When it is raining setbacks, use your smile as an umbrella!
  • A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it.
  • Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die.
  • You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.
  • Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman.
  • Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
  • Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.
  • A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!
  • My girlfriend ran off with my best friend after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
  • I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.
  • A new meeting next month ? Sorry, that is not possible, I have to go to a funeral.
  • Happiness is a disaster. You get lazy. When you do not pay attention, you might start loving life.
  • The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
  • He was very lonely. The only type he knew was his blood type.
  • I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.
  • I was a beautiful baby. But they switched my in the hospital.
  • Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
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